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22.5.03

Red Dwarf-tilvitnun vikunnar:

Lister: Well, I want my pea back. It's my pea. I earned that pea. Where is it? I don't care if it's on the floor all covered in fluff, if it's under the bed with my toenail clippings, I don't care where it is -- it's my pea, I earned it, and I'm going to eat it no matter what!
Rimmer: It flew off into your dirty-sock basket.
Lister: I'll just have the toast.

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