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Eldhúsreyfarar miðaldra matargúrús á Skólavörðuholtinu

12.4.04

Þetta gæti mögulega passað.

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Nanna Rögnvaldardóttiritis
Cause:excessive Internet usage
Symptoms:bushy eyebrows, occasional second-degree burns, tongue forking, feverishness
Cure:wake up and realise it was all just a dream
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:


Þannig að ég er að hugsa um að slökkva á tölvunni og skreppa út. Batnandi veður, sýnist mér.

Efnafræðistúdentinn fékk þetta. Það gæti passað ágætlega líka:

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Hjaltiosis
Cause:early mornings
Symptoms:sleepwalking, hair growth, extreme loss of dress sense
Cure:take a dozen vitamin C tablets every day before meals
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

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